fallontonight:

earmuffsoncookies:

The Tonight Show - “I’ve Got Good News and Good News” 

EVERYONE WATCH THIS IT WILL MAKE YOU SO HAPPY.

It’s best to go to bed with some good news


browngirlblues:

her-name-is-wena:

browngirlblues:

I hate it when men make unsolicited comments about a woman’s body. Like “she’s got a nice shape but she needs to tighten up her stomach”

How about you tighten up your lips and never speak again you ignorant shit.

Wow maybe you need to accept constructive criticism jesus christ.

Men telling me (or any other woman) what I need to do for them to find me sexually attractive is not constructive criticism.

(via bookmad)



awwww-cute:

Nothing like a protective sibling ~

awwww-cute:

Nothing like a protective sibling ~


ilovetheriddlesthatyouspeakk:

sassyabrahamlincoln:

do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot

YES


raw-milk:

westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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not even taking chances

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tacomaster420:

I’m gonna scream

tacomaster420:

I’m gonna scream

(via captainamerica-in-middle-earth)


Well, Taylor (Swift) is a great partner from day 1. So, she’s very up and aware and smart about business. And those conversations it happened a lot in the early days. We have things on such a good track right now that there’s not very many business things that we have to address currently. But when a movie deal comes up or soundtrack or something outside of what we are doing on a daily basis come up. You know there’s tough decisions that have to be made. Every once in a while I have to be the bad label guy and sometimes to protect her. I’d much rather they take shots at us than her. But you have to protect that, it’s a great problem to have but everybody wants to sing with her, everybody wants her on their records. And occasionally I’m the one who has to stand up and say “I’m sorry we can’t do that because of our own strategies and plans that we have coming up”
Scott Borchetta Q: There’s always this pressure between creative aspect and the business aspect of music. And I’m just wondering in Taylor’s situation at Big Machine does she help or contribute to making executive or business decisions as well as creative decisions? (2012) x (via thanksforsayingthat)

(via dropeverythingsnow)



jazzlednightmare:

age-of-megatron:

preserum-cap:

garykingoftheworld:

ghetto-raccoon:

wildfangirlappeared:

rangerhanna-56:

daily-asgardian-news:

Unnecessary Censorship for Captain America!

"LAST TIME I **** SOMEONE I LOST AN EYE"

THAT WAS AMAZING

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The one that got me was Fury & the cops.

THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER

STAY UNTIL THE VERY END OMFG

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I LOST MY SHIT!

(via captainamerica-in-middle-earth)


Italy + Water  x

(via emmaswn)


irwinsfletcher:

"good girls are bad girls that haven’t been caught"
[kicks ice cube under the fridge]

(via blairwaldoorf)


awwww-cute:

My friend recently got a new living piece of fried chicken. This is Kedzie

awwww-cute:

My friend recently got a new living piece of fried chicken. This is Kedzie



HUMAN
HUMAN
DO SOMETHING
FOR GODS SAKE HELP
HUMAN

HUMAN

DO SOMETHING

FOR GODS SAKE HELP

(via lohanthony)


Breathe. It’s only a bad day, not a bad life.
Johnny Depp   (via messinah)

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